- “A camel is a horse designed by committee.”
- “Accept nothing, challenge everything.”
- “Act quickly... but not too quickly.”
- “Actions speak louder than words.”
- “A guitarist is only as good as his drummer and bassist.”
- “A proof tells us where to concentrate our doubts.”
- “A rolling stone gathers no moss, so there's nothing to cushion the impact when it hits.'”
- “At least those with closed minds never have to worry about their brains gathering dust.”
- “An apple a day keeps the doctor away. The trick is learning how hard to throw.”
- “An elephant never forgets.”
- “Anger is a thief who steals away the nice moments.”
- “Anything good or bad lies in your eyes.”
- “Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.”
- “As you move through life, set aside good ideas and give them to others to encourage and inspire.”
- “Attitude. The difference between winners and losers.”
- “A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”
- “Be on the world, not of it...As a waterdrop on a lotusleaf...”
- “Beauty fades away.”
- “Begin with the end in mind.”
- “Better smart than beautiful.”
- “Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.”
- “Crawl out of one hole and into another.”
- “Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.”
- “Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
- “Deaf people can do anything other people can do except hear.”
- “Death is the final journey.”
- “Don't aim for success. If you want it, just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally!'”
- “Don't let the chains of the world keep you down. Cast them off, and be free to fly.'”
- “Don't look back in anger.'”
- “Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever makes it out alive anyway.'”
- “Distance makes the heart grow fonder.”
- “Draw a circle not a heart cause a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.”
- “Everything tastes better when it's free.'”
- “Even the mighty oak tree was just a little nut once, just like you.”
- “Every dog has his day.”
- “Every song ends, but that's not a reason to not enjoy music.'”
- “Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterward.”
- “Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip.”
- “Faith is antonymous with logic.”
- “Fate is only for those unable to control their own futures.”
- “First Deserve, then desire.”
- “Form is temporary. Class is permanent.”
- “Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.”
- “For every negative in life, there is a greater positive.”
- “Freedom comes at a cost hope is free.”
- “Friends are like a four leaf clover,hard to find but good to have.”
- “Getting lost is not a bad thing its just not that good either.”
- “Grass is greener on the other side.”
- “Greed is the mother of all sins.”
- “Great ideas are like diamonds; hard to find, not too useful, and impossible to hold onto.”
- “Guitars are like speeches, they must be in tune.”
- “Hire the best, keep the best.”
- “History is just one bloody thing after another.”
- “Half the work done in the world is there to deceive you.”
- “I always mean what I say but I don't always say what I mean.'”
- “I am not a National Insurance Number, I am a free man!”
- “I don't have an attitude problem: you have a perception problem!'”
- “I only made one mistake in my life; that's when I thought I was wrong.'”
- “If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'”
- “If intelligence had anything to do with the voting process, then all the smart people would vote the same.”
- “If your enemy needs a friend, buy him a dog.”
- “If you think the impossible, the incredible can come true.”
- “Information is knowledge, knowledge is influence, influence is power.”
- “It always feels better to walk on the path you made yourself.”
- “It is not ignorance that is the problem, but the illusion of knowledge.”
- “It is difficult to understand how a pyramid is built from sitting on the top of it.”
- “It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.'”
- “It's the horse you are the most unwilling to ride that will take you the furthest.'”
- “If two people meet and exchange one dollar, both leave with that same one dollar. If two people meet and exchange an idea, both leave with two ideas.”
- “Laws are made to be broken.”
- “Life is the best thing in the world, those who disprove are fools”
- “Life is hard, but the alternative is unacceptable.”
- “Life is about everything, but without love it's nothing.'”
- “Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.”
- “Love is not something you learn, love is something you know but don't realize until you have it.'”
- “Love is the only rational act.”
- “Love of money is the root of all evil.”
- “Love and life can't be separate.'”
- “Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.”
- “Misery is the fastest breeding substance in the world.”
- “Money is worthless unless some people have it and others do not.”
- “Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.”
- “Never forget that your tools were made by the lowest bidder.”
- “Never count a tiger's teeth before breakfast.'”
- “Never put off doing till tomorrow what you can put off doing today.”
- “Ninety-nine percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”
- “No good deed goes unpunished.”
- “No quarter given, and none received.”
- “Nothing is more certain than the certainty of being uncertain.”
- “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”
- “Nothing is fool proof.”
- “Only the man who stands can get knocked down with pride.”
- “Open minds and empty heads are not the same.”
- “Optimist is the one who thinks bullshit is a fertilizer.”
- “Nothing is troublesome that we do willingly.”
- “Pain is your friend; it lets you know that you're still alive.'”
- “Patience is a very tedious virtue.”
- “Perfection is only possible within an imperfect human mold.”
- “Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.”
- “Power is the ability not to have to please.”
- “Power is the way to fulfill absolute corruption and greed.”
- “Quick action in emergencies saves lives, push up to the front of the line.”
- “Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit; adaptation, even more so.”
- “Reality is a poor substitute for my dreams.”
- “Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write it should be hard to understand.'”
- “Right or Wrong is always dependent on the context.”
- “Rome wasn't built in a day.'”
- “Say what you mean, mean what you say.”
- “Successful leaders have the courage to take action where others hesitate.”
- “Some people are born lucky, some make their own luck.”
- “Tall trees catch more wind”
- “Temptation is seen from a distance never near.”
- “The beatings will continue until morale improves.”
- “The best defense against logic is ignorance.”
- “The devil we know is better than the devil we don't.'”
- “To ignore the past is to jeopardize the future.”
- “Treat criticism as your friend.”
- “There's no smoke without fire.'”
- “Those who don't make decisions never make mistakes.'”
- “Understanding someone is better than words sometimes.”
- “When you meet a stranger, give them a smile. It may be the only sunshine they see all day.”
- “Wise men make proverbs. Fools repeat them.”
- “Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something.”
- “Without education, we are in horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.”
- “You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your enemies.'”
- “You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.'”
- “You're only worth as much as your promises are.'”
Overview Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910),known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was lauded as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced,"and William Faulkner called him "the father of American literature". Mark Twain Quotes 1. “A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.” – Mark Twain 2. “A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.” – Mark Twain 3. “A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.” – Mark Twain 4. “A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.” – Mark Twain 5. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.” – Mark Twain 6. “All generalizations are false, including this one.” – Mark Twain 7. “All you need is ignorance and confidence...