“Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.” – Ambrose Bierce “Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.” – Ambrose Bierce “Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.” – Ambrose Bierce “Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.” – Ambrose Bierce “Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.” – Ambrose Bierce “Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.” – Ambrose Bierce “Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.” – Ambrose Bierce “We submit to the majority because we have to. But we...